Tuesday Cinema Club: Don Jon

We had booked to see Dom Hemmingway but there was a problem and the movie was cancelled. We had the choice of Don Jon or The Counsellor but I can’t help but think we chose the wrong one.

If you like Joseph Gordon Levitt watching porn whilst masterbating, having sex with random women, picking random women up using 10 point scale, doing a night school course which consists of him sitting in a room and leaving that room, going to church to take confession, work out in the gym and clean his flat then this is the movie for you!

If you like a plot other than JGL having sex and masterbating, a movie with good dialogue that goes somewhere and if things like how does he earn money to run his car and keep his flat annoy you then save your time and never watch this movie.

We spent most of the time wondering how we hadn’t got up and walked out. There wasn’t even any humour to keep us entertained. In fact I enjoyed the movie trailers before the movie much more than the main event.

The only upside was that we were given complimentary tickets due to the cancellation of our original movie so we didn’t actually pay to watch this movie.

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